Sleep Sleep
macateallthepudding:

chandlerhandle:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

its starts in the worst nation ever (japan)
a good for nothing test pilot and his shithead friend decide to fuck around in some mecha they get from some pig disgusting US girl and then they try to find out who let hiroshima part 2 happen
OR
a good for nothing test pilot and his shithead friend AND his grorious nihongo sister decide to fuck around in some mecha they get from some ching chong secret agent and they basically have to run from the government after being accused of letting hiroshima part 2 happen

Disney/Final Fantasy Fan Fiction about the power of friendship.
Five assholes break into this dude’s house, murder him and his wife, leave the son alive, and then tear the dude’s book to shit. Then the son grows up and steals the pages from the book back. And they’re also all animal people.
Aliens are fucking shit up, here’s a crowbar: THE GAME

1. Some nerd who clearly spends all his time on Reddit and 4chan starts killing people just to get a chance at nailing some girl who’s using him for cash.
2. A handful of heroes you see every game fight on the exact same map with the exact same items.

macateallthepudding:

chandlerhandle:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

its starts in the worst nation ever (japan)

a good for nothing test pilot and his shithead friend decide to fuck around in some mecha they get from some pig disgusting US girl and then they try to find out who let hiroshima part 2 happen

OR

a good for nothing test pilot and his shithead friend AND his grorious nihongo sister decide to fuck around in some mecha they get from some ching chong secret agent and they basically have to run from the government after being accused of letting hiroshima part 2 happen

Disney/Final Fantasy Fan Fiction about the power of friendship.

Five assholes break into this dude’s house, murder him and his wife, leave the son alive, and then tear the dude’s book to shit. Then the son grows up and steals the pages from the book back. And they’re also all animal people.

Aliens are fucking shit up, here’s a crowbar: THE GAME

1. Some nerd who clearly spends all his time on Reddit and 4chan starts killing people just to get a chance at nailing some girl who’s using him for cash.

2. A handful of heroes you see every game fight on the exact same map with the exact same items.

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